Auto insurance does *not* cover Decepticon attack

An auto insurance letter, from Geicko to one Optimus Prime. Since becoming a GEICO customer in January of this year, you have reported 131 accidents, requesting reimbursement for repairs necessitated by each one.

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insurance not avail

Why does cingular offer no insurance on blackberry's but if you buy a razor or any other so called normal phone you can insuer it.

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